We named our party play list daddy issues
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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