I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
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