why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
Randomize