I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
Randomize
