but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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