Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
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