we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
Randomize
