your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
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