We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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