is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
lets start a swedish sibling band together
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
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I somehow fell asleep on my kitchen counter using the microwave as a pillow
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
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Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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