Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I would never have sex with Danny Devito!! JSYK.
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
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