Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
I'm telling everyone at work the mark on my neck is a hickey but really I was taking a shit while straightening my hair and burned myself
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
I am one with the molecules
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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