ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
At some point last night I thought pissing in a bottle was an awesome idea when I woke up a little piss was actually in the bottle a lot was on my TV remote
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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