I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
how drunk are you?
Several
Randomize
