Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
With a stable of 7 fuck buddies, I literally use a random number generator to determine the order in which I will booty call them on my way home from work. I have not slept in my own bed in a month. I just keep half my clothes hanging in my car or in a suitcase.
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
Randomize
