"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
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I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
In other news, I just burned my penis
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
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a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
just got back. in my inebriated state i broke an ugly lamp and was sent to the store (still drunk) to get a new one. just spent last half hour in isle 3 of dollar general surounded by more ugly lamps and trying not to throw up on each and every single one.
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