your thong is hanging out like whoa
Can i not drive my cunt home
i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
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