I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
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What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
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How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
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