Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
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He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
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