i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
Pretending to leave a voicemail when the person answers the phone....that's gotta be drunk dial level 99
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
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