I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
it hurts more in the daytime
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
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You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
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I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
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