How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
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