I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
When did angry sex become our thing?
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
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