ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
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