see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
you mean i was at the winter classic?
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
I just had sex on a roof
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
i need some magic done to my vagina
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
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