Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
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i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
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In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
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