I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
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