Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
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Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
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He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
Can you please stop fucking every bartender in the city? Just once I want to have a Jack and Coke without fielding questions about your availability.
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
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