I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
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Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
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What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
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