She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
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