Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
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