Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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