Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
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I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
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Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
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