don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
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Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
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Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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