Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
Just so you know sleeping with you is like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
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