Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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