is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
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He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
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Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
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