i was texting myself key events from last night so i could remember this morning. looked at my phone, texted my mother instead. our numbers differ by 1 digit
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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