fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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