I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
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But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
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You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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