so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
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she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
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In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
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