your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
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