I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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