How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
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I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
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The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
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