what if I'm pregnant?
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Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
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i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
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you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
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