So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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