The brown eye won't let me do that either.
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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