the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
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Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
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We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
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