so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
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