dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
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It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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