I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
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I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
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So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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