but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
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Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
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No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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